This post is probably the funniest and most intriguing one of them all on this forum! LOL!!!
Cutting to the chase, the symptom you've described sounds like RTH kicked in at the same as you were in the middle of landing. In other words, if you hadn't landed, your Evo might would have just activated the RTH feature (i.e. flying to whatever height currently set in the settings menu; mine is set to 400ft).
If you are still taking suggestions, I would simply verify and understand when and the altitude the RTH is set to activate on your drone. Then, instead of drooling over the soccer, joggin, strollin moms in that park, just watch your flight time vs battery life and put your dick back in your pants... I mean... bring your drone back home say a couple of minutes before that mark! It is obvious that the drone was ignoring your Boing Boing while it was doing its Boing Boing... (BTW, what the heck is a BOING BOING?!)
LoL!