Satire Cliffnotes Summary:
Taylor: I don't have to pay you. In fact, give me back my money plus some extra cash.
Court: Nope, but I will allow you to modify your complaint.
FAA: *smirk*
Taylor: Fine! Just give me back my money, pay me some extra cash, and leave me alone.
Court: Nope.
FAA: I expect those $5 by Monday. *slowly walks away*