The yelling like you have Tourette's is a funny idea, but I am considering getting a slate (clapboard) as I was having the same issue. Amazon.com : Neewer 12''X11''/30cm X 27cm Wooden Director's Film Movie Slateboard Clapper Board : Camera & Photo
That just might be a good business... The drone extraction business! Look at the number registered drones: Number of Drones Registered with FAA - State/County Maps • LearningRC
Out of that it is all about the law of averages on flying one into an obstacle. OBD, looks like you are nearly in...
I don't know. I am thinking the software may reference satellite position to map position. Perhaps you also need not load (refresh) the maps of your site location in the Starlink app? Somehow there must be a way to spoof it.
Do you already have your waiver? If so, couldn't you just test it out before having any face time with your client? See if the baked in NFZ really works to prohibit you. Then if it does, could you switch to ATTI to circumvent this restriction?